Tattoo & Laserpoint

Please note that none of the CSS/XHTML code is intended to work in Navigator 4.x. I say this not to denigrate that browser, but instead to spare you any frustration you might otherwise feel. This site uses cutting edge web techniques like the HTML+CSS design, and Navigator 4.x is, at four years and counting, just too old to keep up with most things that will be done here. Again, there's nothing wrong with Navigator 4.x, but you probably don't want to use it in this area. Consider it a friendly warning.

404 error: Page not found!

The webmaster's excuse for this outrageous error:

Melting hard drives.

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

The Iraqi Minister of Information Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf was quick to respond:

This boa, the American columns, are being besieged between Basra and other towns north, west, south and west of Basra... Now even the American command is under siege. We are hitting it from the north, east, south and west. We chase them here and they chase us there.

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